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Please do not make the entirety of your copypasta your title with only a link to the source in the self post. r/CopypastaModmail - What goes on behind the scenes at /r/copypasta Hey chefs, check out our totally awesome rules and features right ⬇ below ⬇Ĭopy and paste content instead of just linking to it. r/navysealcopypasta - Copypasta Generals I'm going to have to order a bag./r/circlejerkcopypasta - Reddit Copypasta Are they true or not? There's only one thing for it. A theme of not realising that buying a bag of sweets that weighs as much as a domestic cat might be asking for trouble. A theme of eventual bowel evacuation so sudden and violent that the consumer briefly transcends all human notions of suffering. Certainly, since Buzzfeed wrote about it, the gummy bear page has become flooded with all manner of tedious internet wags all joylessly trying to out-LOL each other.īut there's something persuasive about these reviews.
Comically exaggerated Amazon reviews are up there with custard pies and mother-in-law jokes in terms of massively overused comic tropes, as the makers of Veet for Men and David Hasselhoff albums will happily attest. Now, it's hard to know how seriously to take these reviews. Other customers complained that, after eating the bears, "I was in excruciating pain and passed enough gas to inflate the Hindenberg", that "these things should be outlawed or used as a military weapon", and that "If u buy these gummy bears u will be running to the toilet!!" Christine E Torok from Pennsylvania wrote that, after eating 20 bears, "What came out of me felt like someone tried to funnel Niagara Falls through a coffee straw".
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